I'm Slipping Into Midnight Under Harsh Light

Hi my name is Jamie and I like fun. a lot. I also like SuperWhoLock and lots of books and bands and other things. I don't even know what kind of blog I am. Maybe a humor blog with random fandoms thrown in? I don't know. Check me out yourself and maybe hit follow?

I'm sorry that was really lame

outerspacecake:

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it

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  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/
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WE are Groot.

the-green-of-your-eyes:

GUYS THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO THAT MATTERS

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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alphabitches:

alphabitches:

what’s the difference between a tea bag and the English football team??

a tea bag lasts longer in a cup

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How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

@Anonymous

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

mostnightsgirl:

BUT SERIOUSLY DO YOU GUYS GET IT?!?!

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

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radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground